I am Droop

“Bree-yark or not giet ou.” You should never hear these words in d&d if you follow these simple rules. Now let’s get this straight I am a goblin named Droop. And these words mean we surrender or something like that. So follow these rules and you will have less adventures killing mostly innocent goblins. Goblins are 3 feet tall you big tall human bullies. So here is rule 1 for being a dungeon master. First it is not all about combat. You have to build the storie. You have an army of goblins occupying a city. Ok more like 3 or 4 per room. Then you have the party save a villager from me. And from there you build a nice adventure. Were goblins rule the world ish.

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